Impromptu Pickup Lines

Sort of an uneventful day. I am the last one of my friends in the dorms and I had nothing else to do tonight but think of crappy pickup lines. These are intended for guys to use on girls. Using any of these with that "special someone" guaranteed to scare her off for good.

Enjoy!

1. I'm not exactly dressed to impress, but I will still try!!
2. I tried to break into the Pentagon once...Let's just say your pants will be an easier target.
3. I not a big fan of your polka-dotted socks, but I'm sure I can grow to love them.
4. Wanna go clubbing? I promise not to hit you too hard.
5. The death penalty is wrong, but I can make an exception for my virginity.
6. My wrist is broken so I will need your help tonight.
7. My mom is going to love you!
8. I built a computer once, making baby should be just as easy.
9. I would love to take you out to dinner, let me just ask my wife if it's OK.
10. You look like you know your way around a dick.
11. I noticed your boyfriend is gone for the week. You need a more complex facebook password, by the way.
12. I want you to tell me your deepest desires...while gagged.
13. You say you like guys with tattoos, huh? Well check out the unicorn on my bicep!
14. Man, I really wish I had that remote from "Click". Then I could fast-forward through this whole talking thing and skip right to the sex.
15. What's your favorite anime?
16. Is it hot out here or is just me wishing I was you?
17. Dinner is on me! We can go anywhere cheap.
18. You've probably never heard of me, but I'm pretty awesome.
19. People tell me I suck, but I'm hoping you do too.
20. I've been called many things, but never a "muskrat scrotum"...Touché, my dear, you are clever enough for me!
21. Wanna go down to Bourbon Street? I hear it's a great place to pick up chicks.
22. At 18, I don't really feel grown up...but my penis does after seeing you.
23. It's 11:11 and in order for my dream to come true I will need you to remove that shirt immediately.
24. "Where the Wild Things Are" actually takes place in my pants.
25. I have to warn you: I only have enough herpes medication for myself.

These were all made up by me. If I think of any more, I shall post them. Please comment and follow, my blog is a bit lonely. :(